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Joke Topic - 'Alcohol'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Alcohol'.

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Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it


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Astronauts

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.
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Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.
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Banana

Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.
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Sheep

What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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Ghosts

What kind of mistakes do ghosts usually make?
Boo-boos.
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Ghosts

What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!
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Worry

You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

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