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Joke Topic - 'Alcohol'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Alcohol'.

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Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
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Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it


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A Mutt

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
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Split

What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.
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Woodworm

Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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Men

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
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Scottish

What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.
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Marry

Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.
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Mouse

How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.
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Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!
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Chilli

How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.

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