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Joke Topic - 'Alcohol'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Alcohol'.


Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it

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What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.

Light Bulbs

How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.


Why did the banana visit the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well.


What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.


How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.


What kind of mistakes do ghosts usually make?


What did the ghost say to his wife when he came home?
Hello, boo-tiful!


You worry too much about your job. Stop it. You are not paid enough to worry.

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