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Joke Topic - 'Alcohol'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Alcohol'.


Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it

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Honk If Anything Falls Off

Light Bulbs

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.


It's all right to be stupid, but you're making a career out of it.


How many supermodels does it take to change a light bulb?
None - "Do you want me to ruin my nail polish?"


What did a bolt of lightning say to another one?
You really are shocking!


My mum said to my uncle, 'What's got four legs and flies?'
My uncle said, 'Don't tell me, the horse is dead.'

Take The Plunge

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.


Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.


Save water - dilute it

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