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Joke Topic - 'Alcohol'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Alcohol'.


Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Do you have an alcohol problem?
- yes, I can't afford it

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A Mutt

What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.


What should you do If you split your sides laughing?
Run until you got a stitch in them.


Why did the woodworm eat a sofa and two easy chairs?
It had a suite tooth.


Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.


What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.


Don't marry for money...You can borrow it cheaper.


How do you save a drowning mouse?
Give it mouse to mouse resuscitation.

Father Christmas

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas and a flying saucer?
A UF ho ho ho!


How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.

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