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Joke Topic - 'Airports' - 2 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Airports'.

Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.
Someday, my boat will come in
- and with my luck, I'll be at the airport

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What do they use to serve lunch to football players?
The Souper Bowl.

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What can run all day and never get tired?
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What did the elf use to make him taller?
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He felt crummy.

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