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Joke Topic - 'Airplanes'


Here are 5 jokes on the topic - 'Airplanes'.

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A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot. "That's too much," said the farmer. The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10." The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to the farmer, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man." "Maybe so," said the farmer, "But I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."
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If tires hold up cars, what holds up airplanes?
Hijackers.
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On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving."
Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section.
Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York and I'm not moving." The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do.
The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this." He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?"
Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat.
He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."
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What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a dog?
An animal that likes to chase low flying aeroplanes.
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What is red and green and jumps out of airplanes?
A parrot-trooper.


Here are some randomly selected joke topics

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Money

Why is it not difficult to swindle sheep out of their money?
Because it is easy to pull the wool over their eyes.
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Open

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.
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Cricket

My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
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Gifts

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
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Nurses

My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!
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Yodel

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
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Less

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maura.
Maura who?
Maura less.
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Women Drivers

My wife is a careful driver, she always slows down when going through a red light.

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