You know its a "no frills" airline when...
... All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
... Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
... You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
... Before take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
... The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
... The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
... You ask the Captain how often their planes crash. He says, "Just once."
... No movie. Didn't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
... You see a man with a gun and he's demanding to be let off the plane.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Labor
Heavy labor is aardvark ... but it pays well
Dogs
Why don't dogs like traveling in planes?
They get jet wag.
Reindeer
Which reindeer has bad manners?
Rude-olph.
Idiots
Did you here about the idiot that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on him.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.
Divorce
What do you call a man whose wife has just divorced him?
A divorce-he.
Coffee Break
The fifteen minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a break from doing nothing.
Drink
Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.
Lawyers
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own
pockets.