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Joke Topic - 'Airline Food'


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You know you're having a bad day when - Airline food starts to taste good.


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People

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, what's in this stuff?'
'It's bean soup, sir.'
'I asked for its recipe, not its history.'
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Books

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Red.
Red who?
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Amnesia

Patient: I Think I've got amnesia.
Doctor: Okay, then I will ask for my fee in advance.
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Elephants

What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
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Cars

What do you call a person who draws amusing pictures of motor vehicles?
A car-toonist.
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Cows

What do you get from a cow that has lost it's memory?
Milk of amnesia.
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Pessimists

How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."
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Politicians

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to deny it has been changed.

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