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Joke Topic - 'Afraid'


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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?


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Frogs

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
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Lose Weight

Each time I manage to lose weight somehow it is always able to find me again.
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Car

My wife's other car is a broomstick
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Blondes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
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Ants

Which ant lives in a house?
An occupant!
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Eyes

What has four eyes and a mouth?
The Mississippi.
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Train

What do you call a train loaded with toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Kleptomaniac

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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Doctors

This man went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, my nose runs and my feet smell.'
The doctor said, 'You're built upside down.'

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