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Joke Topic - 'Afraid'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Afraid'.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A Fred.
A Fred who?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf?


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Business

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business.
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Taste

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah counting for taste.
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Beer

Yesterday, Sandy McNab was run over by a beer delivery truck. It was the first time for years that the drinks had been on him.
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Accountants

My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.
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Optician

Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.
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Courts

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
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Cows

How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.
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Idiots

All men are idiots....I married their king.
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Blondes

Q: What did the blonde say when she dropped the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

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