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Joke Topic - 'Advice' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Advice'.
Lawyers don'tgivebad advice - they charge for it.
1>Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
1>My uncle said to me, 'Lad, take my advice. Beware of the thing that is green, and has six legs, and will kill you if it jumps out of a tree on you.'
I said, 'Uncle, what is it?'
He said, 'A snooker table,'
3>I said, 'Uncle, what is it?'
He said, 'A snooker table,'
Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
1>The lawyer spoke to his client. 'Well. Do you really want me to offer you my honest opinion?
'I don't.' said the client. 'I want your professional advice.'
2>'I don't.' said the client. 'I want your professional advice.'
The person who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
1>Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Laughter
What do you call cattle that have a sense of humor?
Laughing stock.
1>Laughing stock.
Boring
I was going to tell you a joke about an electric drill, but it's too boring.
1>Brains
Please make sure that your brain is engaged before you put your mouth into gear
1>Santa Claus
Who delivers Christmas presents to the police station?
Santa Clues.
1>Santa Clues.
Cemetery
Filming in cemetery angers residents
1>Dresses
Salesgirl: Which size dress would you like, madam?
Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
1>Customer: I'd like a size 10, but I take a size 14.
Lightbulbs
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
One-third less than for a regular bulb.
1>One-third less than for a regular bulb.
Bars
What do you call a woman who goes into a bar and starts to juggle with the drinks?
Beatrix (beer tricks).
1>Beatrix (beer tricks).
Sheep
How many sheep does it take to make a woolly sweater?
I didn't even know they could knit.
1>I didn't even know they could knit.