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Joke Topic - 'Advice' - 6 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At
Here are 6 jokes on the topic - 'Advice'.
Lawyers don'tgivebad advice - they charge for it.
Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
My uncle said to me, 'Lad, take my advice. Beware of the thing that is green, and has six legs, and will kill you if it jumps out of a tree on you.'
I said, 'Uncle, what is it?'
He said, 'A snooker table,'
I said, 'Uncle, what is it?'
He said, 'A snooker table,'
Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.
The lawyer spoke to his client. 'Well. Do you really want me to offer you my honest opinion?
'I don't.' said the client. 'I want your professional advice.'
'I don't.' said the client. 'I want your professional advice.'
The person who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Chaos
Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.
Kilts
Did you hear about the skeleton that wore a kilt? It was Boney Prince Charlie.
Rabbits
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
A hip hopper.
A hip hopper.
Ghosts
What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
A recipe spook.
Dancing
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Flies
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry - he won't drink much.
Don't worry - he won't drink much.
Scotsmen
Have you heard about the Scotsman who washed his kilt?
He couldn't do a fling with it.
He couldn't do a fling with it.
Snowmen
What kind of money do snowmen use?
Iced lolly.
Iced lolly.
Lawyers
What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck.
By the neck.