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Joke Topic - 'Adopt'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Adopt'.

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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.


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Boss

Rules:
(1) The boss is always right.
(2) When the boss is wrong, refer to rule 1.
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Abbreviated

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
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Tarzan

Where does Tarzan buy his underpants?
In a jungle sale.
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Rich

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
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USA

Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is still alive.
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Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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Invested

Did you hear what happened to the man who invested all his money in a company who made erasers?
When the company went bankrupt, he was wiped out.
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Sewers

Did you hear about this guy who lived right next door to a sewer and killed himself?
The coroner said it was sewercide.
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Astronauts

What does an astronaut use to keep up his trousers?
An asteroid belt.

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