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Joke Topic - 'Adopt'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'Adopt'.

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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.


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Rob

Why did the man did the man try to rob the baker shop?
He wanted to steal the dough.
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Dogs

What should you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!
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Bosses

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.
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Centipedes

Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.
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Crocodiles

What do you call a sick crocodile?
An illigator.
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Managers

The manager started his speech at 10 a.m. sharp and ended at 11 a.m. dull.
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Tires

Why did the tire need a vacation?
Because it just couldn't take the pressure anymore.
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Juliet

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Juliet who?
Juliet me in or not!
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.

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