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Joke Topic - 'Actors'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'Actors'.

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Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.


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Fish

How do fish get to school?
They go by octobus.
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A Fool

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.
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Buffalo

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his boy off at school?
"Bye, son!"
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The Sun

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.
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Hair

Is that your hair or has someone poured a plate of spaghetti over your head?
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do they ever change the tablecloths in thls restaurant?
I don't know, sir. I've only been here a year.
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Trees

What do fir trees do when they are sad?
They pine a lot.
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Perfume

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

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