Joke Topic - 'Actors' - 4 Jokes and Funny Stories To Laugh At

Here are 4 jokes on the topic - 'Actors'.

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
He would bow when he opened the fridge door, and the light came on.

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.

Why did Count Dracula want to become an actor?
He said it was in his blood.

Why did the pig want to become an actor?
Because he was such a ham.

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Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!

If, at first, you don't succeed, have you considered becoming a personnel officer?

Which newspaper do cows enjoy reading?
The Daily Moos.

What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.

How does a male octopus ask a female octopus to marry him?
Can I have your hand, your hand, your hand, your hand...

What is black and white and has sixteen wheels?
A zebra on roller skates.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah phone I could use?