Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Drunks
Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
Lawyers
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
Clown
Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
A Mouse
How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.
Centipedes
Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.
Prison
Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
Parliament
Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
Favorite
What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!