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Joke Topic - 'Acoustic'


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Acoustic: What you shoot pool with.


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Drunks

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
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Lawyers

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.
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Clown

Why did the clown wear loud socks?
So that his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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A Mouse

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sizzle.
Sizzle who?
Sizzle hurt me more that it hurts you.
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Centipedes

Why was the centipede dropped from the soccer team?
It took him too long to put his boots on.
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Prison

Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
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Parliament

Guy Fawkes was the sanest man who ever went into the Houses of Parliament - and look what happened to him.
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Favorite

What is a mummy’s favorite kind of sandwich?
A wrap!

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