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Joke Topic - 'Abraham Lincoln'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Abraham Lincoln'.


"You should be ashamed," the father told his son, "When Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk ten miles every day to get to school."
"Really?" the kid said. "Well when he was your age, he was president."

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