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Joke Topic - 'Abdominable'


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What is nine feet tall, has fur covering all its body, and never answers 'yes' to a question?
The abdominable no-man.


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Business

Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
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Lawyers

Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
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Cats

What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
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Blondes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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A Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.
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Husband

Janet: My husband talks in his sleep.
Mary: Why not take him to the doctor?
Janet: Are you kidding? It's the only time he talks to me.
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Guess

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you'll never be able to guess who I am.
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Mice

My mother in law called today...
I knew it was her, when she knocked on the front door all the mice threw themselves on the traps!
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a frog
Go on, hop it!

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