Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Honk
Honk If Anything Falls Off
Books
How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
Teachers
Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
Consultants
A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it
is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
Hoarse
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.
Football
Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
Man
Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
Donkeys
How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
Piano
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a piano.
Doctor: Wait while I make some notes.