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Joke Topic - 'Abbreviation'


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Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?


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Honk

Honk If Anything Falls Off
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Books

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.
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Teachers

Teacher: Take this sentence: "I don't have no fun at the weekend." How should I correct this?
Pupil: Perhaps you could try and find a boyfriend.
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Consultants

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.
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Hoarse

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a hoarse throat.
Doctor: Believe me, the resemblance doesn't end there.
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Football

Why was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back.
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Man

Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
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Donkeys

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
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Piano

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a piano.
Doctor: Wait while I make some notes.

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