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Joke Topic - 'Abbreviation'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Abbreviation'.


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Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.


How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.


Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.


Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.

Light Bulbs

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.


How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.


Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.


Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.


When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.

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