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Joke Topic - 'Abbreviation'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Abbreviation'.

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Chicken

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
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Piano

How do you make a piano laugh?
Tickle its ivories.
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Pigs

Why did the pig write a letter to his friend?
Because they were pen pals.
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Cows

Where would you be most likely to find a prehistoric cow?
In a moo-seum.
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Light Bulbs

How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.
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Soap

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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Lawyers

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
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Send

When you send a lazergram don't forget the Zap code.

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