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Joke Topic - 'Abbreviated'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Abbreviated'.

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Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


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Hotel

Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.
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Father

What do you call a man whose father was a revolver?
A son of a gun!
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Scotsman

Did you hear about the Scotsman who invited a young woman back to his room to see his etchings?
He sold her three of them.
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Puzzles

What do jigsaw puzzles do when they receive bad news?
They go to pieces.
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Doctors

My brother went to the doctor. He said, 'I feel like a bar of soap.
The doctor said, 'That's life, boy.'
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Perfect

You must must think I'm the perfect idiot.
No, you're not perfect.
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Spelling

Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may enter this system.
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Golf

Waiter: What will you have, sir?
Golfer: A club sandwich please.

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