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Joke Topic - 'Abbreviated'


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Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


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Elephants

What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.
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Crazy Paving

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.
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Fish

Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.
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Men

Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.
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Fishing

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working
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Business

Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!
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Drunks

Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
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Politicians

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.

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