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Joke Topic - 'Abbreviated'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Abbreviated'.

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Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


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Ghosts

How does an overweight ghost slim down?
He uses an exorcise bike.
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Fish

Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
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Bird

What do you give to an injured bird?
Tweetment.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
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Football

Billy: I can't believe I just missed that open goal. I could kick myself.
Johnny: Don't: bother, you'd probably miss.
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Dog

Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
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Frogs

What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.
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Indigestion

Waiter: And what will you have to follow your main course, sir?
Diner: Most likely indigestion.

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