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Joke Topic - 'Abbreviated'

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What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.

Crazy Paving

I don't think crazy paving is all that its cracked up to be.


Where do fish keep their money?
In river banks.


Men are like a pack of cards, you need a heart to love them, a diamond to marry them, a club to batter them, and a spade to bury them.


The worst day fishing is better than the best day working


Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nana.
It's Nana who?
It's Nana your business.


Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps calling me a liar.
I can't believe that!


Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.


A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.

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