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Joke Topic - 'Aardvarks'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'Aardvarks'.

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What did the aardvark call his dog?
Aard-bark!


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Girlfriends

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
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Ducks

What happens when ducks fly backwards?
They quack up.
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Cows

Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow
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Money

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy all your money.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
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This Morning

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
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Boa Constrictors

Did you hear about the two boa constrictors who recently got married?
They had a crush on each other.
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Teachers

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
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Rabbits

How do rabbits stay cool in the summer?
They have air conditioning.

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