Joke Topic - 'A Yes Man'

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"

How many bagpipe players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to play a lament for the old one!

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Heywood.
Heywood who?
Heywood you open the door?

Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!

Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.

Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..

I drink to forget - but I've forgotten why.

Why did the calendar cross the road?
Because his days were numbered.

I knew that I must be drunk when I started feeling sophisticated - and couldn't pronounce it.