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Joke Topic - 'A Truckload'


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I want to buy a truckload of goose feathers, but I can't afford the down payment.


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Mummy

Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up!
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Cannibals

A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."
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Blondes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
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Remember

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not
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Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
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Nurses

My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!
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Dogs

What breed of dog is always tired when it is in London?
An English sleep dog.
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Baseball

Why was the baseball player sent to jail?
Because he stole second base.
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Scottish

What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.

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