Joke Topic - 'A Thought'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Thought'.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

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Driveway

His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.

Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.

Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.

Diner: Waiter, your thumb is on my steak. Remove it right now!
Waiter: What, and drop it again?

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