Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Driveway
His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.
Sailors
Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?
Blondes
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Octal
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
Cows
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.
Burger King
Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!
Fish
Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
Teddy Bears
What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
Steak
Diner: Waiter, your thumb is on my steak. Remove it right now!
Waiter: What, and drop it again?