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Joke Topic - 'A Thought'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Thought'.
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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Moles
What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
Where in earth have you been?
Porridge
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked baby bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" asked mother bear.
"Burp" said father bear.
Santa
How do you know that Santa is good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
Because he has a black belt!
Bees
How do bees cut wood?
They use a buzz saw.
They use a buzz saw.
Cows
What do you get if you cross a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.
Milk and quackers.
Blondes
Q: What do you call a blonde with a leather jacket?
A: A rebel without a clue.
A: A rebel without a clue.
My Mother
My mother is a Woman of rare gifts - hardly anyone ever receives one from her!
Cricket
My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.
She was completely bowled over by him.
Girlfriends
If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.
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