Joke Topic - 'A Thought'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Thought'.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

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Elephants

Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look really silly carrying suitcases.

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.

What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.

Tourist: Is that chin-strap to keep your helmet on?
Policeman: No, sir, it's to rest my jaw on after answering stupid questions.

What do mosquitoes learn in art class?
How to draw blood.

What is Dracula's favorite song?
'Fangs for the memory.'

'Oh, Nigel, I hear you buried you mother-in-law last week.' 'Had to... she was dead.'

What do vampires cross the ocean in?
Blood vessels.

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