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Joke Topic - 'A Thought'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Thought'.

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So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.


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Driveway

His driveway doesn't quite reach the garage.
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Sailors

Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?
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Blondes

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
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Octal

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
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Cows

What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An eskimoo.
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Burger King

Yo' mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear that becomes a member of parliament?
Elected.
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Steak

Diner: Waiter, your thumb is on my steak. Remove it right now!
Waiter: What, and drop it again?

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