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Joke Topic - 'A Tail'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Tail'.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.


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Dogs

My pet dog is a doberman pincher. All day he goes around pinching dobermans.
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Athletes

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
Mistle-toes.
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Politicians

The trouble with political jokes is they get elected.
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Girlfriends

When her boyfriend actually agrees with her, she lets him have his own way.
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Tonic

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bottle of gin.
I think you need a little tonic.
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Deer

How do you call a deer with no eyes.
No idea.
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Girlfriends

I used to invite this gal to my apartment to help me make hamburgers.
I called her my grille friend!
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Pick Your Friends

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.
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Soccer

What do you get if you cross a football team with ice cream?
Aston vanilla.

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