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Joke Topic - 'A Tail'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Tail'.


What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.

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A Bandstand

How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.


Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.


Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.

A Thought

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.


What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.


Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.


Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.


Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.


Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.

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