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Joke Topic - 'A Tail'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Tail'.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.


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A Bandstand

How do you make a bandstand?
Take their chairs away.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have big ears?
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom.
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Wolf

Did you hear the joke about the wolf?
Yes, it made me howl.
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A Thought

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, will you treat me?
Doctor: Definitely not! You'll have to pay just like every other patient.
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Fish

Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.
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Fleas

Why was the mother flea very sad?
Because her children were all going to the dogs.
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Doctors

Patient: I feel like a sheet of music.
Doctor: Please wait a minute while I look at your notes.

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