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Joke Topic - 'A Tail'


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What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin.


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A Rooster

What do you get if you cross a rooster with a duck?
An animal that wakes you up at the quack of dawn.
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Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
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Married

'Are you married?'
'No, I've always been round-shouldered.'
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Aliens

What do you call a fat alien?
An extra cholesterol.
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Beauty

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, have you smoked salmon?
No, sir but I have smoked a pipe.
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Golf

Wife: Why do you always think about golf at bedtime?
Husband: It putts me to sleep.
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Cows

What do you call a cow who likes to argue with her husband?
A bullfighter.
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Blondes

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

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