Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Repeat Offenders
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!
Drunk
The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.
Scotsman
How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.
Teachers
Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
Cat
Knock Knock
Who's There
Cat
Cat Who
Caterpilla
Scottish
Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.
Snowmen
How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.
Love
When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.
Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, after a lousy summer