Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Gold
How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
Everyone
What is everyone doing at the same time?
Growing older.
Cry
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
Baker
Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.
Soap
How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
Birthdays
Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
Ants
Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
Horses
When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!
Kitten
Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.