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Joke Topic - 'A Surfer'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Surfer'.

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How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.


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Gold

How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.
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Everyone

What is everyone doing at the same time?
Growing older.
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Cry

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry.
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Baker

Did you hear about the baker who got an electric shock?
He stood on a bun and a current ran up his leg.
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Soap

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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Birthdays

Well, this definitely is a surprise birthday party. There are only 39 candles on your cake!
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Ants

Why was the baby ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants.
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Horses

When does a horse usually neigh?
Whinny wants to!
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Kitten

Patient: I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: I think your just kitten me.

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