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Joke Topic - 'A Stage'


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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?


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Eggs

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
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Bees

What do you call a bee that's had a spell cast on him?
Bee-witched.
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Doctors

My dad went to the doctor. He said, 'I think I'm an elastic band.'
The doctor said, 'Stretch yourself out on the couch.'
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Criminals

What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.
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Chicken

What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
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Cows

Q:What do you call a mad cow?
A:mad cow
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Daughters

Boy: Sir, I'd like your daughter for my wife.
Father: Can't she get one of her own?
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Understand

Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight, I eat like a bird!"
Husband: "Yeah! you eat twice your own weight every day.

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