Joke Topic - 'A Stage'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Stage'.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

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Eggs

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.

Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.

Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.

Which is the quietest breed of dog?
A hush puppy!

My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.

Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.

Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.

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