Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Eggs
How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
Christmas Trees
Why are Christmas trees not very good at
knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.
Married
Jill: When are you thinking about getting married?
Jean: Constantly.
Litterbugs
Which type of bugs are the messiest
litterbugs.
Dogs
Which is the quietest breed of dog?
A hush puppy!
Dishwasher
My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
Tax
Don't overtax yourself, it's the governments job to do that.
Ducks
Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.
Love
When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.