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Joke Topic - 'A Psychiatrist'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Psychiatrist'.

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Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.


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Blondes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
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Cats

What do you call it when a cat stops briefly?
A paws.
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Drummers

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They have a drum machine to do that that now.
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Christmas

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
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Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
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Eggs

Why don't eggs like telling jokes?
They would crack each other up.
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Snowmen

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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School Teacher

Did you hear about the school teacher who married a dairymaid?
It didn't last. They were like chalk and cheese.
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Difficult

Why is it so difficult to drive a golf ball?
It doesn't have a steering wheel!

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