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Joke Topic - 'A Psychiatrist'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Psychiatrist'.
Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a
psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.
He lay down under the couch.
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Bankers
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember what the combination is.
Road Maps
I once drove to the South of France in six days. It took me four days to get there and two days to fold up the road maps.
Blondes
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?
A: One.
A: One.
Scottish
What is the definition of a true Scottish gentleman?
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
A Scotsman who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
Rich
How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Doctors
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.
Nostalgia
Nostalgia is a thing of the past
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
Who's there?
Jerome.
Jerome who?
Jerome alone.
Doctors
Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
Pull yourself together!
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