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Joke Topic - 'A Psychiatrist'


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Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.


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Crab

"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."
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Baker

Why did everyone find the bakers jokes funny?
Because he had a rye sense of humor.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who buried his car battery when the auto mechanic told him that it was dead?
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Chauffeur

Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'
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Christmas

What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
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Mother

Rose: My mother wants me married so badly.
Maria: Why do you say that?
Cindy: Every time I bring a guy home she measures him for a tuxedo.
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Teeth

Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Quarterbacks

Old quarterbacks never die, they just pass away.

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