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Joke Topic - 'A Prize'


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Why did the baby firefly get awarded a prize at school?
Because he was very bright for his age.


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Bankers

Why did the banker decide to break up with his latest girlfriend?
He lost interest.
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Golf

PAR: What a golf addict's children call their father.
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Madness

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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Bankrupt

Ted: I hear that your duck farm is going bankrupt.
Fred: That's right. I have too many bills.
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Stomach

Patient: Doctor, my stomach hurts!
Doctor: Oh stop bellyaching!
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Police

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
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Robber

Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
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Sick

Robin: How's the job?
Fred: I lost it due to illness and fatigue.
Robin: Oh. The boss was sick and tired of you, eh?
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Like

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alec Mary but I don't like you.

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