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Joke Topic - 'A Pop Group'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Pop Group'.

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Why did the chicken want to join a pop group?
He already had the drumsticks!


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Zebra

What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?
Tarzan stripes forever.
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Dracula

What breed of dog did Count Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
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Soap

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.
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Computers

Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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Thieves

What do you call five thieves on surfboards?
A crime wave.
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Fool

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
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Success

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
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Scientists

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
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Emergency

"This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?"

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