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Joke Topic - 'A Poodle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Poodle'.

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What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.


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Burgers

Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
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Ghosts

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
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Keyhole

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.
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Dog

Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
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Dr Jekyll

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.
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James Bond

Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.
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Vampires

What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
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Crash

NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.
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Horses

What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.

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