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Joke Topic - 'A Poodle'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Poodle'.


What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.

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Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.

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This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
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Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.


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He gave her falsetto teeth.

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When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.

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