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Joke Topic - 'A Poodle'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Poodle'.
What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
A muddle.
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Burgers
Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
Ghosts
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
Peeka-boo.
Keyhole
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.
Dog
Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."
Dr Jekyll
Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.
In Hyde Park.
James Bond
Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.
James Pond.
Vampires
What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?
Do you do home deliveries?
Crash
NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.
Horses
What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.
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