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Joke Topic - 'A Poodle'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Poodle'.


What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.

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What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.


"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."


Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.


Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.


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Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.


Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.


Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.


I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.

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