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Joke Topic - 'A Poodle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Poodle'.

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What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.


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Food

What is the best day to have bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Fry-day.
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.
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Frogs

What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
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Vanity

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.
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A Strawberry

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'
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Cookies

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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Online Banking

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.
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Teeth

Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
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Car Drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.

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