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Joke Topic - 'A Poodle'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Poodle'.


What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.

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Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.


What is a baby ghost's favorite game?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike who?
Ike'n see you through the keyhole.


Man: "Little girl, I'm looking for a small black and white dog with only one eye."
Little Girl: "If he's small, perhaps you should use both eyes."

Dr Jekyll

Where did Dr Jekyll meet his best friend?
In Hyde Park.

James Bond

Who was the first underwater spy?
James Pond.


What did the vampire say when he called the blood bank?
Do you do home deliveries?


NERVOUS PASSENGER: How often do planes of this type crash?
CAPTAIN: Only once, Madam.


What did one horse say to the other one? Any friend of yours is a palomino.

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