Joke Topic - 'A Poodle'

What is the best day to have bacon and eggs for breakfast?
Fry-day.

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.

What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.

Did you hear about the extremely vain actor?
Every time he opened the fridge door and the little light came on he would bow.

This bloke said to my brother, 'My trouble is I keep thinking I'm a strawberry.'
My brother said, 'You're in a jam then aren't you.'

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies

Some people go online to their bank to get their balance. I just shake mine.

Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.