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Joke Topic - 'A Poodle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Poodle'.

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What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.


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Wife

I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
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Birds

Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.
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Garlic

Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
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Vampire

Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
It was love at first bite!
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Politics

The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.
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A Christmas Tree

What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
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Cereal

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
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Missing

How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
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Soon

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abyssinia.
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia very soon.

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