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Joke Topic - 'A Poodle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Poodle'.

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What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.


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Waiters

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
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Spoken

"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."
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Chicken

Why did the chicken go red?
She was henbarrassed.
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Work

Dave: Do you like going to work?
Patrick: Yes. And I like going home, too. It's the part in between that I hate.
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Gravity

Repeal the law of gravity
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Stealing

Did you hear about the man who was caught stealing a battery?
He was put in a dry cell.
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Dog

Did you hear about the dog who went to college?
He won a collarship.
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Skeleton

Did you hear about the skeleton that was attacked by a dog?
It ran off with some bones and left him without a leg to stand on.
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Dentists

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.

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