Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Wife
I'm having to leave my wife because of another woman - her mother.
Birds
Did you hear about the bird that lived underground?
He was a mynah bird.
Garlic
Have you heard about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
Vampire
Did you hear what happened when the vampire met a beautiful
woman?
It was love at first bite!
Politics
The politician's campaign speech was praised by a voter, who said: I admire the straightforward way you dodged all the issues.
A Christmas Tree
What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
Cereal
BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
Missing
How do you find a missing railway train?
Follow its tracks.
Soon
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abyssinia.
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia very soon.