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Joke Topic - 'A Plane Ticket'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Plane Ticket'.

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How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.


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A Mouse

How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.
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Cricket

Why could you say that a fish and chip shop is like a cricket team?
Because they both need a good batter.
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Squirrels

Why do sqirrels always 'live happily ever afterwards'?
Because they have furry tail ends.
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Mistletoe

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
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Light Bulbs

How many roadies/sound men does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One, two ! One, two ! One, two ! (think about it)
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Cannibals

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Extra large, with everybody on it.
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
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Ghosts

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
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Money

Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.

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