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Joke Topic - 'A Plane Ticket'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Plane Ticket'.

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How do you get a mouse to fly?
Buy it a plane ticket.


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Cats

Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
The Canary Islands.
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Doctors

My mum said, 'Doctor, give me something for my kidneys.'
The doctor said, 'How about a few rashers of bacon?'
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Ticks

What do you call tiny bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!
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Snowmen

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
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Nice

What a nice approach. Now let's see your departure.
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Blondes

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
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Women Drivers

Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.
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Frogs

What do you get if you cross a palm tree with a frog?
A croakanut.
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Candles

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pablo.
Pablo who?
Pablo the candles out.

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