Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Politicians
Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
Call
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
Lawyers
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
Light Bulbs
How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
Witches
Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
Christmas
I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.
Hippy
What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.
A Monkey
If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
Scottish
Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.