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Joke Topic - 'A Pill'


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What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.


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Politicians

Crime is merely politics without the excuses.
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Call

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we'll call you.
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Lawyers

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
A: No one cries when you slice up a lawyer.
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Light Bulbs

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.
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Witches

Why did the witch drop out of school?
She couldn't spell.
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Christmas

I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.
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Hippy

What do you call a hippy's wife?
Mississippi.
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A Monkey

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
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Scottish

Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.

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