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Joke Topic - 'A Pig'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Pig'.

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
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What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.


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Angry

Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.
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Horses

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.
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Cops

Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.
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Idiot

Watch out for the idiot behind me.
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Teachers

Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.
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Optician

Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
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Reality

Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.

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