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Joke Topic - 'A Pig'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Pig'.


What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.

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Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?


What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?


Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.


I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.


Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.


Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!


Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'


Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?


In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.

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