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Joke Topic - 'A Pig'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Pig'.

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
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What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.


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Teenagers

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
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Biscuits

Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.
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Husband

Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.
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Girlfriends

Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.
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Waiters

What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.
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Blondes

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Farmers

In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.
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Dentist

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.

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