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Joke Topic - 'A Pig'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Pig'.

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
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What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.


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Dogs

What do you get if you cross a dog and a waffle?
A woofle.
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Octal

Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
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Sorry

"Terribly sorry, but you've reached an answering machine."
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Piano

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a piano.
Doctor: Wait while I make some notes.
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College

Bill: So your son is at college. . . what's he going to be when he gets through?
Father: A pensioner.
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Cows

What do you get if you cross a cow with a famous hunchback?
Quasi-moo-do.
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Kitchen

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.
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Christmas

Why did the Christmas cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
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Blondes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"

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