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Joke Topic - 'A Pig'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Pig'.

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
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What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.


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Three Bears

Which monster ate the three bears' porridge?
Gouldilocks.
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Toads

What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
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Money

Highway man to traveller: Your money or your life!
Traveller: Take my life, I'm saving up.
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Vacations

I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.
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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
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Pets

Which type of pet is the noisiest?
A trumpet!
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Steamrollers

Did you hear about the steamroller driver who ran over a biscuit?
He said, 'Crumbs.'
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Waiters

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?
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Workers

In the twelfth century how many workers did it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs - it was the dark ages.

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