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Joke Topic - 'A Pig'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Pig'.


What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.

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Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.


Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.


Billy: My girlfriend has what is known as a sympathetic face.
John: What do you mean?
Billy: When people see her face they feel sympathetic.


What do you get when you cross a hen and a waiter?
A hen that lays tables.


Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.


What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.


In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.


How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.

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