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Joke Topic - 'A Pig'


Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Pig'.

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.
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What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.


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Lady

"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"
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Paranoid

I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me
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Leave You Alone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle.
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?
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Kettles

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
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Blondes

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.
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Remember

I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not
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Teeth

Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.
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Apples

Mary: I think I know why your apples are so red.
Shopkeeper: Why?
Mary: Because they are blushing at the price you are charging for them.

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