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Joke Topic - 'A Pig'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Pig'.


What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.

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Did you hear about the angry inch-worm?
He was angry because he was told he had to convert to the metric system.


What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.


Yo' momma's so fat, she was standing at a corner and the cops came over and said, "Hey! Break it up!"


Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes Go In First.


Watch out for the idiot behind me.


Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.


Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.


Do not adjust your mind
- there is a fault in reality

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.

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