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Joke Topic - 'A Pig'

Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Pig'.


What do you get if you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
A pork-u-pine.

What do you get if you cross a zebra and a pig?
Striped sausages.

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"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"


I wouldn't be paranoid if people didn't pick on me

Leave You Alone

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?


What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.


Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

Christmas Eve

What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps it up for another year.


I can't remember if I used to be forgetful or not


Did you hear about the singer who went to the dentist?
He gave her falsetto teeth.


Mary: I think I know why your apples are so red.
Shopkeeper: Why?
Mary: Because they are blushing at the price you are charging for them.

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