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Joke Topic - 'A Personality'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Personality'.

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I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.


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Stupid

Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.
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Cows

What do you call a cow that just had a calf?
Decalfinated!
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Vegetables

Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.
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Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty.
Well you'd better buy a little pig for it then.
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Burgers

Diner: Excuse me, but will my burger be long?
Waiter: No, sir. it'll be round.
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Steak

Why was the butcher so worried?
His job was at steak.
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Basketball

What do you call basketball nets in Hawaii?
Hula hoops.
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Football

What is a football supporter's favourite Christmas song?
Yule never walk alone.
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Scottish

What is the name of a Scottish cloak room attendant?
Willie Angus McCoatup.

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