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Joke Topic - 'A Personality'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Personality'.

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I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.


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Intelligent

Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes but I'm only visiting
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Barman

What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
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Candle

What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!
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Christmas Trees

Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.
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Scottish

A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
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Scottish

Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.
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Girlfriends

My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking how big she would get ...
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Boyfriend

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
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Elephants

How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.

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