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Joke Topic - 'A Personality'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Personality'.


I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

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Why is it difficult for leopards to hide?
Because they're always spotted.

Santa Claus

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut who?
Doughnut keep me waiting here!


Why do stupid people eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers.


When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.


What type of trains do ballet dancers ride?
Tutu trains.


What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to store its own lead.


What do you get if you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.


Waiter, waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.'
'Very good sir. I'll go and get you some that is.'

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