Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Intelligent
Is there intelligent life on earth? Yes but I'm only visiting
Barman
What did the barman say when Charles Dickens ordered a Martini?
Olive or twist?
Candle
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
You're pretty bright for such a little guy!
Christmas Trees
Why are Christmas trees not very good at
knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.
Scottish
A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
Scottish
Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.
Girlfriends
My last girlfriend was so ugly, that when she worked in a pet store people kept asking
how big she would get ...
Boyfriend
Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
Elephants
How do you know if an elephant has been in fridge?
You'll find it's footprints in the butter.