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Joke Topic - 'A Pencil'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Pencil'.

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What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.


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Ghosts

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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A Married Man

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job: he still has the same boss.
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Teachers

Teacher to Pupil: Can you name me six things which have milk in them?
Pupil: Cheese, yoghurt, cream - and three cows!
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Marry

Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Cats

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.
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Swiss

How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him off the mountain.
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Blondes

Q: Why didn't the Blonde have any ice cubes for her party?
A: She lost the recipe.
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Politicians

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes.

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