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Joke Topic - 'A Pencil'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Pencil'.

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What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.


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Waiters

Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.
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Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?
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Coffeemaker

What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.
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A Man

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.
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Checkers

Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.
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Spiders

What do you call two spiders have just been married?
Newlywebs.
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Zebras

What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.
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Cops

Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.
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The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.

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