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Joke Topic - 'A Pencil'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Pencil'.


What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?

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Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.

Cross The Road

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?


What should you do if your coffeemaker becomes depressed?
Try to perk it up.

A Man

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?


Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.


What do you call two spiders have just been married?


What is red and black, red and black, red and black?
A zebra with sunburn.


Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told cops she got mugged.

The Titanic

What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
About half way.

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