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Joke Topic - 'A Pencil'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Pencil'.


What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?

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Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.


What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.


If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?


Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.


Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.


To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.


A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."


Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.


What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
Fiddler on the hoof.

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