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Joke Topic - 'A Pencil'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Pencil'.

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What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.


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Muesli

Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.
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Cats

What do you call someone who steals cats?
A purr snatcher.
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Work

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
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Eagles

Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.
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School

Mother: So what have you learned on your first day at high school?
Son: Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.
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Human

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
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Food

A cheese sandwich goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry: we don't serve food here."
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London

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.
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Violin

What do you call a horse that plays the violin in a musical?
Fiddler on the hoof.

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