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Joke Topic - 'A Pencil'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Pencil'.

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What do you call a pencil when it stops rolling?
Stationary.


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Police

Police move in book case
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Flies

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!'
"Don't worry, sir, the tarantula on the roll will catch it."
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Nurses

What do you call a butterfingered nurse?
A medicine dropper.
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Rome

Which famous comedian invaded Rome?
Attila the Fun.
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Voting

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.
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Stupid

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?
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Driving

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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Baseball

What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
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Blondes

What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

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