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Joke Topic - 'A Padded Cell'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Padded Cell'.

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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.


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Father Christmas

What is fat and jolly and runs around on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates.
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Bees

What do bees use to brush their hair?
Honey-combs.
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Teacher

I went to high school so long that the other students brought me apples . . . they thought I was the teacher.
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Mistletoe

William: See that young woman over there, well I just kissed her under the mistletoe.
Brian: I wouldn't kiss her under anesthetic!
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut keep me waiting here!
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Golf

Golfer: Do you notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Yes sir, you've bought a new golf bag.
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Trousers

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota fits perfectly, but the trousers are too long.
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Insects

What did one insect say to the other?
Stop bugging me.
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Elephants

Why do elephants have short tails?
Because they can't remember long stories.

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