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Joke Topic - 'A Padded Cell'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Padded Cell'.

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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.


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Cats

What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.
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Zoom

Knock, knock.
Who's them?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you expect?
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I've just swallowed a clock!
Don't worry - there's no cause for alarm.
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Jokes

He finds knock-knock jokes challenging.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Next, please.
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Cannibals

1st Cannibal: Am I late for supper?
2nd Cannibal: Yes everybody's eaten.
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Police

What do the police call it when they watch a vampire's castle?
A stake out.
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Patient

Patient: Doctor, I'm feeling really nervous! This is the first I've had an operation.
Doctor: I know just how you feel. You're my first patient!
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Dalmatian

Patient: Please help me Doctor. Whenever I look at my dog I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Relax. Your dog is a Dalmatian.

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