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Joke Topic - 'A Nice Personality'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Nice Personality'.

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Mary: My boyfriend has a very nice personality.
Jane: My boyfriend's not very handsome either.


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Boss

We call our boss caterpillar.
He got where he is by crawling.
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Golf Balls

Why is it so hard to drive golf balls?
They don't have steering wheels!
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Let Me In

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you let me in now?
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Elephants

Q: Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkled?
A: Because if they were small, white and smooth they'd be asprins.
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Scottish

A herd of highland cows are standing in a field in Scotland.
Which one is on holiday?
The one with the wee calf.
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Doctors

Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before you retire.
Patient: You mean I don't need to take another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Restaurant

A sign in the window of a restaurant: "Eat now - Pay waiter."
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Beer

24 hours in a day...24 beers in a case...coincidence?
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Dieting

I'm so overweight I tried dieting - but the only thing I lost was my temper!

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