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Joke Topic - 'A Mystery'
Here are 2 jokes on the topic - 'A Mystery'.
Why a man would want to marry one wife is a mystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Why a man would want to marry one woman is a mystery
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
Marrying two is a bigamystery.
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Elephants
Q: Why don't elephants like penguins?
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
A: They can't get the wrapper off.(Too whom it may concern: Penguins are a brand of cookies).
Prison
Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A: A small Medium at large.
A: A small Medium at large.
Varnish
How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.
Remove the 'r'.
Roman
What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.
Julius Sneezer.
Elephants
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.
A pair of swimming trunks.
Doughnut
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas.
Women Drivers
Wife (learning how to drive): "I don't know what to do next."
Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear."
Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear."
Dracula
How can you tell when Count Dracula has caught the flu?
He'll be coffin.
He'll be coffin.
Robbery
What do you get if you cross a thief with an orchestra?
Robbery with violins.
Robbery with violins.
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