Joke Topic - 'A Mystery'

The thunder god went for a ride on his favourite horse,
'I'm Thor' he cried.
The horse replied:
'You forgot the thaddle, thilly.'

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Did you hear about the English teacher who was sent to jail?
She got a full sentence.

Her clothes are so loud, they should come with a volume control.

You know you're having a bad day when you realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald's?
A hoppy meal.

Why did the eagle sit on top the church spire?
It was a bird of pray.

Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.

Why did the drunk man dislike the cute little puppy?
Because it was the heir of the dog that bit him.