Joke Topic - 'A Musician'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Musician'.

What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.

Here are some randomly selected joke topics

Favorite

What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.

Irish stew in the name of the law.

Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.

What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.

I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.

In any office you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

This is page 1 of 1