Joke Topic - 'A Musician'

Exits are on the way out

What do you call a poster advertising the last teddy for sale?
A one ted poster.

What do you call a cat that tells jokes?
A witty kitty.

Why don't the police ever arrest skeletons?
Because it's difficult to pin anything on them.

What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.

What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.

One caveman said to the other, 'What's that big thing with the long neck writing Jane Eyre?'
The other one said, 'That's Bronte-saurus.'

Patient: Doctor, you must help me, I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!

What type of dog wears a uniform and a badge?
A guard dog.