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Joke Topic - 'A Musician'


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What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.


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Teachers

Teacher: I wish you’d pay a little attention to what I'm saying!
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can!
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Scottish

What if you cross a legendary Scottish monster and a bad egg?
The Loch Ness pongster.
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Sour Cream

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'
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Chickens

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down.
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Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!
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Horses

Where does a horse go when he gets sick?
The horspital.
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Honest

What do you call an honest lawyer?
Hypothetical.
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Politicians

Make your M.P. work - don't re-elect him.

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