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Joke Topic - 'A Musician'


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What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.


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Favorite

What is a skunk's favorite Christmas song?
Jingle Smells.
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Irish

Irish stew in the name of the law.
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Blondes

Q: Why do blondes to drive BMWs?
A: Because they can spell it.
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Dogs

What do you call a large pack of black and white spotted dogs that are boring?
101 Dull-matians.
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Doctors

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a window.
Doctor: Tell me where the pane is.
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Parrots

What do you get if you cross a very talkative parrot with an ape?
A blab-boon.
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Shopping

I really don't like shopping centers. After all, once you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
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Office

In any office you can always tell who the boss is. He's the one who watches the clock during your coffee break.
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Work

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

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