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Joke Topic - 'A Musician'


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What do you call a musician who's girlfriend has just dumped him?
Homeless.


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Kettles

What is another name for a water otter?
A kettle.
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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella get dropped from the football team?
She ran away from the ball.
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Politicians

Activity is the politician's substitute for achievement.
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A Bug

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.
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Lazy

Why did the lazy man apply for a job in the bakery?
Because he was a loafer.
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Birds

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
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Blondes

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
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Cereal

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding
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Cats

Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yogurt?
He's a sour puss now.

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