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Joke Topic - 'A Muddle'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Muddle'.
What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.
A muddle.
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Women Drivers
Wife (learning how to drive): "I don't know what to do next."
Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear."
Husband: "Just imagine that I'm driving the car, dear."
Moles
What did the mother mole say to her son?
Where in earth have you been?
Where in earth have you been?
Plumber
What did the plumber say to his girlfriend called Flo when he wanted to find a new girlfriend?
It's all over Flo.
It's all over Flo.
Good Luck
"What do you get when you cross poison ivy with 4 leaf clovers?"
"A rash of good luck!"
"A rash of good luck!"
Doctors
DOCTOR" The pain in your right leg is caused by old age.
OLD MAN : But my left leg is the same age and that doesn't hurt.
OLD MAN : But my left leg is the same age and that doesn't hurt.
Politics
What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
Bees
How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs.
With honeycombs.
Cows
How does a cow solve math problems?
With a cowculator.
With a cowculator.
Beauty Parlor
My wife went to the beauty parlor and had a mud pack treatment. She looked really great for a few days. . .but then the mud fell off!
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