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Joke Topic - 'A Muddle'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Muddle'.


What do you get if you cross a mutt with a poodle?
A muddle.

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Why can't a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.


I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west!


What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.


If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

Car Drivers

When is a car driver not a car driver?
When he turns into a side road.


What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.

Your Apology

I'm a self-made man.
We accept your apology.


DOCTOR" The pain in your right leg is caused by old age.
OLD MAN : But my left leg is the same age and that doesn't hurt.


"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."

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