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Joke Topic - 'A Monk'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Monk'.


What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.

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Santa Claus

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.


How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."


I never used to be able to finish anything, but now I ....


You have the capacity to learn from your mistakes.
You're bound to learn a lot today.


What did Cinderella Dolphin wear to the ball?
Glass flippers.


Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.


Why did the lemon refuse to argue with the orange?
Because it was yellow.


What kind of cats are good at 10-pin bowling?
Alley cats.


Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snail.
Don't worry, we'll soon have you out of your shell.

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