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Joke Topic - 'A Monk'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Monk'.

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What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.


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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.
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Detective

What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
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Caught

Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.
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Alligators

What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
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A Thought

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
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Dogs

Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
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Park

Now where did I park my hard drive?
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Sheep

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.
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Car

My wife's other car is a broomstick

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