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Joke Topic - 'A Monk'


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What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.


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Witches

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
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Prison

Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
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The Statue Of Liberty

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.
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Birthdays

Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!
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Hill

What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.
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Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
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Elephants

Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
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Scottish

How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
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Incompetence

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.

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