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Joke Topic - 'A Monk'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Monk'.
What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.
The world is my cloister.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Witches
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
A sand-witch.
Prison
Why did the belt get sent to prison?
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
Because it held up a pair of trousers.
The Statue Of Liberty
Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.
A. Because it can't sit down.
Birthdays
Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!
Hill
What do you call a man who lives on the sheltered side of a hill?
Lee.
Lee.
Marriage
Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.
Elephants
Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
Scottish
How do you get a Scotsman to climb onto the roof of his home?
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
Tell him that the drinks are on the house.
Incompetence
Work is accomplished by those employees who
have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
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