Here are some randomly selected joke topics
A Bad Idea
Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.
Detective
What do you get if you cross a famous English detective with a skeleton?
Sherlock Bones.
Caught
Did you hear about the man on the flying trapeze?
He caught his wife in the act.
Alligators
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
A Thought
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Dogs
Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.
Park
Now where did I park my hard drive?
Sheep
What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.
Car
My wife's other car is a broomstick