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Joke Topic - 'A Monk'


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What did the monk say when he returned to his monastery on completing a trip round the world?
The world is my cloister.


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Robbery

Did you hear about the music store that was robbed last night?
The thieves made off with the lute.
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Fish

Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.
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A Handle

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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Santa Claus

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.
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Eggs

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.
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Ducks

What do you call a duck that wears a mask and steals money from banks?
A robber duckie.
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Blondes

What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.
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Bagpipes

Do you know the difference between a set of bagpipes and a lawnmower?
if someone borrows your lawnmower, you always ask for it back!

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