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Joke Topic - 'A Million Dollars'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Million Dollars'.

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Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.


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Dentists

Why did the queen go to the dentist?
To get her teeth crowned.
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Scotsman

What do you call a Scotsman with a castle on his head?
Fort William.
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Termites

Termites are boring
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Sheep

What do you call a male sheep who is always doing stupid things?
Ewe idiot!
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Birthdays

Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!
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Spoken

"I haven't spoken to my wife for almost 25 years."
"Why not?"
"She doesn't like being interrupted."
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Cannibals

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."
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Marriage

Their marriage is based on trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust him, and he can't understand her.
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Politicians

Why is it that political leaders don't seem to have all the answers until they write their memoirs?

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