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Joke Topic - 'A Million Dollars'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Million Dollars'.

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Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.


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Sheep

Where do sheep buy their Christmas presents?
They go to Wool-mart!
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Scotsmen

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.
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Door

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon make you open the door.
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Complain

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
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Fortune Tellers

Where do fortune tellers dance?
At the crystal ball!
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King Kong

How do you catch King Kong?
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
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Work

Work is the curse of the drinking class.
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Snails

Waiter, waiter.
Are there snails on the menu?
Yes there are, Sir, I'm afraid they must have escaped from the kitchen.
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Dogs

Please help me find my lost dog. Here is his description:
One eye
Three legs
Ears chewed off
Broken tail
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