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Joke Topic - 'A Million Dollars'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Million Dollars'.

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Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.


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Restaurants

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.
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Cricket

Patient: Doctor, you must help me, I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
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Temptation

Lead me not into temptation -- I can find it for myself.
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Cars

What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing.
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Honest

What do you call an honest lawyer?
Hypothetical.
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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.
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Ice Cream

Knock, knock.
Who's there!
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don't open this door!
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Succeed

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Firemen

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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