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Joke Topic - 'A Million Dollars'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Million Dollars'.

Boy to girl: Wow! You look like a million dollars.
Girl: Do you really think so?
Boy: Yes, you're all green and wrinkly.

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Bees

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
A bee with a cold.

Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.

What do you call a man who is able to complete a job in just 30 seconds?
Arthur Minute.

Why can't you keep any secrets in a bank?
Because of all the tellers.

Did you hear what happened when a car mechanic went to see a psychiatrist?
He lay down under the couch.

Customer: Waiter, there is there a small bug in my salad?
Waiter: l'm terribly sorry. Would you like me to get you a bigger one?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda doctor's orders at the moment.

Jenny: Why are all your boyfriends called William? Joan: That's because I'm a bill collector.

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