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Joke Topic - 'A Man'


Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'A Man'.

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What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?
Roberto.
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What do you call a man who likes to go fishing every weekend?
Rod!
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What do you call a man with a beach on his head?
Sandy.


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Santa Claus

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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Christmas

What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
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Scotsmen

What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor.
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.
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Cannibals

What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"
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Drunk

Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?
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Violin

What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?
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Husband

Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.

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