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Joke Topic - 'A Man'

Here are 3 jokes on the topic - 'A Man'.


What do you call a man who has a rubber toe?

What do you call a man who likes to go fishing every weekend?

What do you call a man with a beach on his head?

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Santa Claus

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.


What is a hairdressers favourite Christmas carol?
"Oh comb all ye faithful".


Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning in front of my eyes.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!


What do you call 2 scotsmen hanging from a washing line?
A pair of tights.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ifor who?
Iforgot my key.


What did the cannibals say to their nextdoor neighbors?
We'd really love to have you over for dinner!"


Why is it that drunks never spill drinks on other drunks?


What did the violin say to the harp?
May I string along with you?


Maid: Your husband's locked up for the night, ma'am.
Mistress: Fine, but I didn't hear him come in.
Maid: He didn't. The police just phoned.

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