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Joke Topic - 'A Locomotive'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Locomotive'.

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What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.


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Marriage

Marriage: The first union to defy management.
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Bars

I was out drinking in a bar last night and a woodworm asked me: "Is the bar tender here?
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Having A Bad Day

You know you're having a bad day when the bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
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Batman

What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a steamroller?
Flatman and ribbon.
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Criticism

Every young man should learn to take criticism. One day he'll probably be a parent.
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Dancing

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Santa Claus

What did Santa say to the elves on Christmas Eve?
Well, that wraps things up for another year.
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Doctors

What do you call the place that is crowded with doctors most afternoons?
A golf course.
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Blondes

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

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