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Joke Topic - 'A Locomotive'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Locomotive'.


What do you get if you cross a locomotive with the author of Tom Sawyer?
A choo choo Twain.

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A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

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