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Joke Topic - 'A Lion'


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Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.


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Budgie

What do you call a baby budgie?
A budget.
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Reincarnation

Did you hear about the lawyer that believed in reincarnation? He left everything to himself in his will.
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Zombies

Why was the zombie awarded a medal?
Because he was dead-icated!
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Reward

The reward for a job well done: more work.
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Chef

What do you call it when a chef has gone on strike?
A cook-out!
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Light Bulbs

How many DIY buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one, but it takes him two weekends and three trips to the hardware store.
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Boyfriend

Did you hear what happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him the cold shoulder.
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Lawyers

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A doberman.
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Brains

Lack Of Brains Hinders Research

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