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Joke Topic - 'A Lion'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Lion'.
Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
Because it has sandy claws.
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Catch The Attention
How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.
Wave.
Blondes
Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.
Drunks
I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
Ghosts
What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.
Soul music.
Chicken
Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
Girlfriends
Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
Deny
Man Denies He Committed Suicide
Ghosts
Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
Because they have a clear conscience.
French
Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.
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