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Joke Topic - 'A Lion'


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Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.


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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a pack of cards.
Just sit there and I'll deal with you in a minute.
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Movies

Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.
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Politics

What is the difference between crime and politics?
In crime it's take the money and run; in politics it's the other way around.
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Engineers

How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"
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Cows

What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
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Deny

Man Denies He Committed Suicide
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Dogs

Why was the dog unable to talk?
The cat got his tongue.
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A Crime Wave

Did you hear about the crooked mermaid?
She was arrested for starting a crime wave.
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Santa Claus

How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.

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