Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Writer
Did you hear what happened to the famous author who died?
He became a ghost writer.
Hello
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
Lawyers
What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in
cement?
Run and find some more cement!
Doctor
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.
Ring
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
Cows
What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
A Monkey
If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
Light Bulbs
How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
Puppy
Is dogma a puppy mommy?