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Joke Topic - 'A Lion'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Lion'.

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Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.


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Catch The Attention

How do you catch the attention of a surfer?
Wave.
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Blondes

Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.
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Drunks

I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!
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Ghosts

What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.
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Chicken

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
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Girlfriends

Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.
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Deny

Man Denies He Committed Suicide
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Ghosts

Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.
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French

Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.

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