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Joke Topic - 'A Lion'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Lion'.


Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.

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Bowling Balls

Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Aida who?
Aida thirty-two chocolate bars and now I feel terrible.


Where do gnomes go to to get fit?
To an elf farm.


Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.


"Hello, this is Dave. (pause) Hello? Hello!!? Nah, just kidding. This is an answering machine.


Diner: Waiter, bring me a portion of fish a glass of milk.
Waiter: Fillet?
Diner: Yes, right to the top.


How many tourists does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.


George: "Do you know what Dr Williams's specializes in?"
Tom: Yeah, he diagnoses wallets."

William Shakespeare

What do you get if you cross a play by William Shakespeare and some eggs?

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