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Joke Topic - 'A Lion'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Lion'.


Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.

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Catch The Attention

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Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packets.


I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a drunk!
Alcoholics go to meetings!


What do ghosts like to dance to?
Soul music.


Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.


Joe: My girlfriend uses lemon juice for her complexion.
Bob: Maybe that's why she always looks so sour-faced.


Man Denies He Committed Suicide


Why do ghosts never feel guilty about what they have done?
Because they have a clear conscience.


Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.

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