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Joke Topic - 'A Lion'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Lion'.
Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.
Because it has sandy claws.
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Writer
Did you hear what happened to the famous author who died?
He became a ghost writer.
He became a ghost writer.
Hello
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
Lawyers
What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in
cement?
Run and find some more cement!
Run and find some more cement!
Doctor
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.
Ring
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
Cows
What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
Moos At Ten.
A Monkey
If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
A chimp off the old block.
Light Bulbs
How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
Puppy
Is dogma a puppy mommy?
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