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Joke Topic - 'A Lion'


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Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.


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Writer

Did you hear what happened to the famous author who died?
He became a ghost writer.
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Hello

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer.
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.
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Lawyers

What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in cement?
Run and find some more cement!
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Doctor

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.
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Ring

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella!
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!
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Cows

What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.
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A Monkey

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.
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Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.
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Puppy

Is dogma a puppy mommy?

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