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Joke Topic - 'A Lion'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Lion'.


Why is a lion in the desert like Father Christmas?
Because it has sandy claws.

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Did you hear what happened to the famous author who died?
He became a ghost writer.


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sawyer, who?
Sawyer lights were on, so thought I'd just stop and say hello.


What should you do if you find three lawyers buried up to their neck in cement?
Run and find some more cement!


Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm shrinking.
Doctor: Well, you'll just have to be a little patient.


Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bella who?
Bella no ringa, so I knocka!


What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.

A Monkey

If a monkey is just like his father, what is he frequently called?
A chimp off the old block.

Light Bulbs

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They haven't got a policy on that.


Is dogma a puppy mommy?

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