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Joke Topic - 'A Light Sentence'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Light Sentence'.
Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
The judge gave him a light sentence.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Dumb
Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
Astronauts
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
At parking meteors.
Light Bulbs
One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
Bus
Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.
Columbus.
Society
When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall
Confession
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
Blondes
Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Helicopter
What is red, wobbly and flies?
A jellycopter.
A jellycopter.
Optician
Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.
He made quite a spectacle of himself.
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