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Joke Topic - 'A Light Sentence'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Light Sentence'.
Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.
The judge gave him a light sentence.
Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Trains
What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.
A chew chew train.
Clown
What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
You get a silly billy.
Bees
What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.
A bee flying backwards.
Chicken
Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
Elephants
What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...
A lot of room...
Tarzan
What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
It's a jungle out there.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
Genie
Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!
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