Joke Topic - 'A Light Sentence'

What carol do elephants like to sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.

Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh

A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'