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Joke Topic - 'A Light Sentence'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Light Sentence'.

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Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.


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Trains

What do you call a train that is carrying toffee?
A chew chew train.
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Clown

What do you get if you cross a circus clown and a goat?
You get a silly billy.
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Bees

What goes "zzub, zzub"?
A bee flying backwards.
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Chicken

Diner: Waiter, the chicken you served me is nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: Just a minute, sir. I'll bring you some feathers.
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Elephants

What should you give a seasick elephant?
A lot of room...
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Tarzan

What did Tarzan say to Jane when he came home from a hard day at work?
It's a jungle out there.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue? This is me.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ross.
Ross who?
Ross beef and Yorkshire pudding.
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Genie

Why did the genie in the lamp get angry?
Because someone rubbed him up the wrong way!

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