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Joke Topic - 'A Light Sentence'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Light Sentence'.

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Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.


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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
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Astronauts

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.
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Light Bulbs

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!
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Bus

Which bus crossed the Atlantic ocean?
Columbus.
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Society

When society turns to graffiti, the writing is on the wall
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Confession

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
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Blondes

Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
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Helicopter

What is red, wobbly and flies?
A jellycopter.
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Optician

Did you hear about the optician who tripped over a dog?
He made quite a spectacle of himself.

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