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Joke Topic - 'A Light Sentence'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Light Sentence'.

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Did you hear about the robber who stole a lamp?
The judge gave him a light sentence.


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Christmas

What carol do elephants like to sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
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Help

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
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Football

Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?
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Lawyers

Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there eight hours.
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Cinderella

Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
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Paranoid

Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
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Paint

I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
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Puppies

A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'

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