Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Christmas
What carol do elephants like to sing at christmas?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
Waiters
Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs' legs?' 'Yes, sir.'
'Well, hop over the counter and get me a sandwich.'
Help
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Football
Customer: Do you sell football boots?
Store Assistant: Sure. What size is your football?
Lawyers
Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer?
You spend eight minutes in his office and get billed as if you'd been there
eight hours.
Cinderella
Why was Cinderella so useless at sport?
Because her coach was a pumpkin.
Paranoid
Did you hear about the paranoid with low self-esteem?
He thought that nobody important was out to get him.
Paint
I'd give my right ear to paint like Van Gogh
Puppies
A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'