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Joke Topic - 'A Lift'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Lift'.

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"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."


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Remember

Knock, knock.Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow good, I can't remember.
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Dancing

Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
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Ghosts

What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.
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Road

What's that up the road? A head?
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Snowman

How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
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Bald

What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
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Cat

What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
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A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.
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Idiot

Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.

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