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Joke Topic - 'A Lift'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Lift'.

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"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."


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Politicians

Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
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Christmas

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.
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Justice

Justice - a decision in your favor.
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Birds

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
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French

Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.
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Witch

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".
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Girlfriends

What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.
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Carols

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'
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Parrot

What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.

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