Joke Topic - 'A Lift'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Lift'.

"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."

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Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.

What song does Tarzan always sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells.

Justice - a decision in your favor.

What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.

Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the "w".

What did the firefly say to his girlfriend?
You light up my life.

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'

What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated.

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