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Joke Topic - 'A Lift'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Lift'.

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"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."


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Ghosts

Did you hear about the lady spirit who has just got a job with an airline.
She's going to be an air ghostess!
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Witnesses

Nothing increases your golf score like witnesses.
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Open

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door.
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Santa Claus

How do you know when Santa Claus is in the room?
You can sense his presents.
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Leave A Message

So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, So leave a message, and I'll get back to thee.
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Human

To err is human. To forgive is not company policy.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you'd be so awkward, I wouldn't have come here to see you.
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Bookworms

Why did the bird fly into the public library?
It was looking for bookworms.
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Beer

Everyone has to believe in something
I believe I'll have another beer.

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