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Joke Topic - 'A Lift'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Lift'.


"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."

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Knock, knock.Who's there?
Snow who?
Snow good, I can't remember.


Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.


What do short-sighted ghost wear?


What's that up the road? A head?


How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.


What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.


What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!

A Bad Idea

Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.


Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.

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