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Joke Topic - 'A Lift'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Lift'.
"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you
give me a lift?' I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your
oyster, go for it."
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Knock, knock.Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow good, I can't remember.
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow good, I can't remember.
Dancing
Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.
Ghosts
What do short-sighted ghost wear?
Spooktacles.
Spooktacles.
Road
What's that up the road? A head?
Snowman
How did the snowman travel to work?
By icicle.
By icicle.
Bald
What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a birthday present?
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
Thanks, I'll never part with it.
Cat
What do you get if you cross a cat and a pair of wellingtons?
Puss 'n' boots!
Puss 'n' boots!
A Bad Idea
Why is it a bad idea to tell jokes to an egg?
Because it will crack up.
Because it will crack up.
Idiot
Did you hear about the idiot who called both his sons, Ed?
He thought two eds were better than one.
He thought two eds were better than one.
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