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Joke Topic - 'A Lift'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Lift'.

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"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."


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Marry

Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.
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This Morning

I heard something this morning that really made me open my eyes.
What was it?
My alarm clock.
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Rabbit

What do you call a rabbit that's just won the lottery?
A millionhare.
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Rabbits

What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.
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Computers

Hardware,
The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.
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Journalists

Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
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Blacksmith

Did you hear about the blacksmith who was taken to court?
The judge found him guilty of forging.
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Crocodiles

What do you call a sick crocodile?
An illigator.
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Cereal

BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding

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