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Joke Topic - 'A Keyhole'


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He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.


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Slimy

What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
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King

Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
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Teachers

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
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Sheep

What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
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Pizza

What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.
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Birthdays

He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
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Policeman

Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
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Gorillas

'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
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Christmas

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.

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