Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Slimy
What has ten legs, bulging eyes and is green and slimy?
I don't know.
Neither do I - but there's one crawling up your leg now!
King
Why is a book like a king?
Because they both have pages.
Teachers
Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
Sheep
What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
Baaaa Humbug.
Pizza
What type of cheese does a dog like on his pizza?
Mutts-arella.
Birthdays
He really surprised her on her birthday.
He remembered it.
Policeman
Policeman: 'When I saw you coming round that
bend I thought, "Forty-five at least".'
Woman motorist: 'Well, I always look older in this hat.'
Gorillas
'Would you rather a lion ate you or a gorilla?'
'I would rather the lion ate the gorilla.'
Christmas
How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.