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Joke Topic - 'A Journey'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Journey'.

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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.


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Witch

Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut keep me waiting here!
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Bachelors

Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
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Dogs

A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
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Waiters

How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip and there it was.
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Doctors

"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
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Chosen

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie are called but few are chosen.
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Fish

Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.
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Drunk

Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!

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