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Joke Topic - 'A Journey'
Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Journey'.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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Witch
Which witch is good at cricket?
The wicket witch.
The wicket witch.
Knock Knock
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut keep me waiting here!
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut keep me waiting here!
Bachelors
Bachelor: A man who has faults he doesn't know about yet.
Dogs
A man went into a pet shop and asked the assistant if they had any dogs going cheap?
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
He replied, "Sorry sir all ours go woof."
Waiters
How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip and there it was.
I just turned over a chip and there it was.
Doctors
"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"
Chosen
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie are called but few are chosen.
Who's there?
Minnie.
Minnie who?
Minnie are called but few are chosen.
Fish
Did you hear about the a fish that wanted to borrow some money?
He went to visit the loan shark.
He went to visit the loan shark.
Drunk
Ossifer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
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