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Joke Topic - 'A Journey'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Journey'.

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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.


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Ghosts

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?
One with no spooks on the wheels.
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Chicken

Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
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Dog

What do you get if you cross a hunting dog and a telephone?
A golden receiver.
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Rabbits

What did the rabbits say when they were caught in the vegetable patch?
Lettuce alone!
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Boyfriends

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Kisses.
Kisses who?
Kisses your boyfriend here!
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Chickens

How can you tell if a chicken likes you?
It gives you a peck on the cheek.
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Ghosts

What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.
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Economists

Why did God create economists?
To make weather forecasters look good.
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Skeletons

What does a skeleton like to order in a restaurant?
Spareribs.

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