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Joke Topic - 'A Jewelry Box'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Jewelry Box'.

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Gary hands his girlfriend a small package on Christmas morning, the size of a jewelry box. She gets incredibly excited and rips the package open to find just a pack of playing cards.
"What on earth is this?" she yells and throws the pack of cards at Gary.
"Why did you do that?" Gary responds. "You said all you wanted for Christmas was something with diamonds in it!"


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