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Joke Topic - 'A Horse'


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What is drawn by a horse and delivers boxes of chocolates?
Cadbury's Milk Dray.


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New York

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five - one to change the bulb and four to protect him from muggers.
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Offices

Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
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Cricket

Patient: Doctor, you must help me, I've gone crazy about cricket.
Doctor: How's that?
Patient: Not out!
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Waiters

Waiter, waiter, this food is terrible. Bring me the manager.
I'm sorry, sir. He won't eat it either.
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Hotel

Hotel Porter: "May I carry your bag sir?"
Hotel Guest: "No that won't be necessary, my wife is perfectly capable of walking."
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Blondes

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!
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Bees

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.
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Computers

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
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Road

What's that up the road? A head?

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