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Joke Topic - 'A Hole'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Hole'.


What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.

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Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

Peanut Butter

What do you get if you cross a vampire with some peanut butter?
A vampire that sticks to the roof of your mouth!


What do you call a man who breaks into a meat factory?
A hamburglar.


What is the noisiest pet?
A trumpet.


A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. How many does he have left?


What is green and goes 'boing, boing, boing'?
A spring cabbage.


What do you call a fly that has no wings?
A walk.


Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?


Where does the gardener like to play snooker?
In the potting shed.

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