Joke Topic - 'A Hill'

What is the difference between a cellphone and a wife?
The cellphone has a silent mode.

Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.

Shock me, say something intelligent.

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.

New study of obesity looks for larger test group

John: My wife drives me to drink.
Henry: You're lucky. I have to walk.

l thought I might become a history teacher when I grew up, but then I realized there was no future in it.

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In a hog cabin.