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Joke Topic - 'A Hill'


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What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.


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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Cookies

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
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The Lottery

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water our chances of winning the lottery?
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Skeletons

Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the monsters' party?
Because he knew no body would dance with him.
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French

Did you hear about the three French swordsmen who liked to put mustard in their ears?
They were known as the three mustardears.
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Santa Claus

What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.
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Christmas

How did the man feel after eating a whole Christmas goose?
He felt pretty down.
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Waiters

How did you find your steak, sir?
I just turned over a chip and there it was.
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Elephants

How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Take away his credit cards.

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