Joke Topic - 'A Hill'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Hill'.

What is the difference between a hill and a pill?
A hill is hard to get up and a pill is hard to get down.

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Drunks

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."

If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!

How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.

Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.

I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.

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