Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Drunks
"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."
Read
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Light Bulbs
How many Oliver Norths does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How can he? He sold all the light bulbs to Iran.
Boyfriends
Mary: Why do you call your boyfriend 'wonder'?
Karen: Because I look at him and wonder.
Blondes
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
Horses
Where did the newlywed horses stay?
In the bridle suite.
Police
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door and let me come in.
Parents
I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.
Calendar
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail they say his days are numbered.