Here are some randomly selected joke topics
Banana
Why did the banana cross the road?
It was a slip road.
Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in.
"Elm entry, my Dear Watson," said Holmes.
Free
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
Santa Claus
What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."
Santa
Why is Santa looking for a new job?
Because he got the sack.
Chilli
How do you make a Mexican chilli?
Take him to the North Pole.
Frogs
What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.
Christmas
How to cats greet each other at Christmas?
"I wish you a furry merry Christmas and a Happy mew year".
Cargo
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep!