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Joke Topic - 'A Handle'


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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.


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Nothing

Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
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Varnish

How do you get rid of varnish?
Remove the 'r'.
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Rain

Coincide: What you do when it starts to rain!
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Traffic Lights

What did the shy traffic light say to the motorist?
Don't look now - I'm changing!
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Cannibals

What did the cannibal say when he was full up?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Newspaper

Printed in a newspaper - Hugh and Ruth went to grammar school together and their marriage will stop a romance begun between them there.
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Ghost

Why wasn't the ghost successful?
Because he didn't believe in himself!
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Lorry

What do you call a lorry that is full of feet?
A toe truck.
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Corn

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's Pop Corn?

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