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Joke Topic - 'A Handle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Handle'.

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.


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Cows

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
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Cows

Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo-souri.
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Chewing Gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.
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Dogs

What should you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!
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Humpty Dumpty

Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.
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Maths

Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.
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Perfumes

What is a succesful perfume called?
A best smeller.
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Computers

What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.

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