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Joke Topic - 'A Handle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Handle'.

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.


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Man

Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.
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Diamonds

What is the best place to find a lot of diamonds?"
In a pack of cards.
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Time Travel

There's no future in time travel
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Rome

How do we know that Rome was built at night?
Because all the books say it wasn't built in a day!
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Goose

Why did the goose cross the road?
To have a gander at the other side.
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Computers

What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte.
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Doctor

The doctor checked the patient's purse before deciding that there was no hope.
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Politicians

Remember: The politicians who promise pie-in-the-sky are planning to use your dough for it.
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Cats

Why did the two cats get married?
They were a purr-fect match.

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