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Joke Topic - 'A Handle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Handle'.

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.


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Cows

Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.
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Book

What is black and white and red all over?
A book.
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Light Bulbs

How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.
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Dentists

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.
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Mushrooms

What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!
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Fish

Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.
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Horses

Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?
Jilted.

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