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Joke Topic - 'A Handle'


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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.


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Elephants

Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.
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Eggs

Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.
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The Sun

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.
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Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine.
Justine who?
Justine time.
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Government

The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.
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Restaurants

I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.
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Vegetables

I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!
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Imagine

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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Bees

Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.

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