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Joke Topic - 'A Handle'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Handle'.

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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.


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Dumb

Your mumma is so dumb she can't even pass a blood test!
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Mistakes

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Dieting

Old dieters never die, they just waist away.
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Relatives

Where there's a will there's a relative
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Ghosts

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peeka-boo.
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The Biggest Handicap

What is the biggest handicap in golf?
Being honest.
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Doctors

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm invisible.
Who said that?
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Dishwasher

My wife thinks she should have a dishwasher.
You're lucky. Mine thinks she married one.
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Elephants

Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Have you ever tried ironing one?

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