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Joke Topic - 'A Handle'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Handle'.


I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.


Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....


Where do cows go on vacation?

Chewing Gum

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I'm stuck on you.


What should you say to a dog before he eats?
Bone appetite!

Humpty Dumpty

Why is it risky to tell funny jokes to Humpty Dumpty?
Because he might crack up.


Why was the maths book looking so sad?
Because it had so many problems.


What is a succesful perfume called?
A best smeller.


What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver.

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