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Joke Topic - 'A Handle'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Handle'.


I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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Why do elephants do so well in school?
Because they have a lot of grey matter.


Diner: Waiter, these eggs are runny.
Waiter: Why do you say that, sir?
Because one just ran out the door.

The Sun

Q: On what side of a building does the sun always shine?
A: The outside.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justine who?
Justine time.


The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.


I went to a restaurant that was so expensive that they didn't have prices on the menu - just little faces with varying expressions of horror.


I've lived on vegetables all my life
- that's nothing, I've lived on earth!


I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.


Where did Noah keep his bees?
In the ark hives.

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