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Joke Topic - 'A Handle'

Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Handle'.


I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

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Why do dairy cows never have any money?
Because the farmer milks them dry.


What is black and white and red all over?
A book.

Light Bulbs

How many Chinamen does it take to change a light bulb?
Thousands, because Confucious say many hands make light work.


What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.


What did the boy mushroom say to the girl mushroom?
Hey, I'm a fun guy!


Why are fish so smart?
Because they like to swim around in schools.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke who?
Luke behind you, there's a great big monster.


Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale.

Teddy Bears

What do you call a teddy bear who has been left at the alter by his bride-to-be?

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