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Joke Topic - 'A Graveyard'


Here is 1 joke on the topic - 'A Graveyard'.

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A pair of Martians landed on a country road on Earth in the middle of the night.
"Where are we?" one martian asked.
"I think we're in a graveyard," replied the other, "Look at the gravestone over there - that man lived to be 108."
"What's his name?"
"Miles from Omaha."


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